June 2011
3 posts
Sloucher.org Jonny Sock solves your problems. →
This week our little Sock Monkey tries to cure someone of their Dr Who fixation.
May 2011
3 posts
http://sloucher.org/2011/05/27/the-park-after-dark/...
http://sloucher.org/2011/05/13/agony-aunt-sock-10/
This Week Jonny get’s his first celebrity letter. For legal reasons we can’t say who it is. So we’ll call him Niam Leeson.
http://sloucher.org/2011/05/06/agony-aunt-sock-9/
A new species has been identified in Sheffield. Read about it at the above link.
April 2011
5 posts
http://sloucher.org/2011/04/29/agony-aunt-sock-8/
Jonny Sock solves the age-old problem of missing teaspoons.
http://sloucher.org/2011/04/15/agony-aunt-sock-7/
Jonny Sock’s latest agony aunt letter solving the problem of Trendy-Wendy infestation
http://sloucher.org/2011/04/08/agony-aunt-sock-6/
This week Jonny Talks sport and Art.
This week Jonny Sock sorts out that sex malarky.
http://sloucher.org/2011/04/01/agony-aunt-sock-5/
March 2011
7 posts
The Unfortunate Incident (Live Video) Now with... →
The Kill Team Photos →
The Fucking Bastards. If these roles were reversed this would be the main headline on every news network.
Jonny Sock's latest woollen wisdom, about why...
Jonny Sock cures a poor soul of "Shipman's Whimsy"...
http://sloucher.org/2011/03/18/agony-aunt-sock-3/
spuriousbile:
TRENDING NOW
1. Coleen Nolan
2. Kerry Katona
3. Robert Redford
4. Credit cards
5. Simon Cowell
6. Alexandra Burke
7. Nuke cloud
8. 1.8 microseconds
9. Ebook reader
10. Sofa beds
So, Nolan, Katona, Redford, Cowell and Burke are more intriguing to the public at large than the prospect of nuclear annihilation. God speed that nuke cloud.
Good...
Smiley - A short horror story. Concerning a... →
February 2011
1 post
January 2011
5 posts
Have you ever Insulted a member of the Royal... →
With amazing illustration by Glen Miller Montoya.
Download The Unfortunate Incident's new EP "FOOL"... →
December 2010
3 posts
Oh shit, I cleaned my teeth with Vagisil, find out... →
Iiiiiinnnnn the red corner, Russ "the panda"... →
If you send a poem declaring your love to Black... →
November 2010
4 posts
Is page 666 on Teletext a portal to Hell, we... →
Nestle sent me a swear word in plastic cap form.... →
Are Wagon Wheels smaller than they used to be?... →
www.sloucher.org
What the hell is a Twiglet? find out here:
http://sloucher.org/2010/11/05/unfortunate-letters-about-incidents-8/ in my STUPID LETTERS section.
October 2010
8 posts
An interview with Jonny Sock, our inanimate... →
TOPSHOP MUST PAY FOR THEIR CRIMES (or at least... →
TOBLERONE STUCK IN THE FACE, TOBLERONE STUCK IN... →
http://sloucher.org/2010/10/08/unfortunate-letters-...
http://sloucher.org/2010/10/08/unfortunate-letters-about-incidents-4/ read my most embarrassing letter to MATES CONDOMS, and you may never look me in the eye again.
Do Little Chef only hire little chefs find out... →
September 2010
26 posts
Read my Letter to Findus (of crispy pancake fame)...
http://sloucher.org/2010/09/23/unfortunate-letters-about-incidents-2/
A letter to the Pauper Guy Garvey (who's band are...
Dear Mr Garvey,
Pertaining to your recent comment:
“If you can afford it {music} and you don’t pay for it then you’re going to hell and you’ve got your own room”
After all the hard work you go through thinking up a tune that sounds like Hey Jude, but not so much like it that you’d get sued, and having to sit and think up deep meaningful sounding lyrics...
Paste Magazine: Is Indie Dead? →
I couldn’t agree more. Read this and then we can classify the Kooks as “SHITE” rather than “INDIE.”
Read my Stupid Column about the Sandcastle thief... →
Blaze Fielding.: Truth. →
blazefielding:
“We, the undersigned, share the view that Pope Ratzinger should not be given the honour of a state visit to this country. We believe that the pope, as a citizen of Europe and the leader of a religion with many adherents in the UK, is of course free to enter and tour our country. However, as…
Disappointing tour news
Our loyal agent and friend Martha Farker has just informed us that the exciting tour deal she was working on has just fell through.
She was in talks on our behalf with a major artist for us to support him on his upcoming tour. All the dates had been finalised and we were being tipped as favourites to secure the contract for these two reasons:
1) The artist in question demands that only...
Big Tom's home from Little China
It was reported today that our erstwhile drummer has returned from his big Chinese project.
Due to the confidentiality of his visit I can’t say much about what he’s been up to apart from to say that he has been stunt-doubling for a famous Hollywood star in the Chinese remake of a musical that is set in a high school. Tom really hit it off with his Hollywood doppleganger who we will...