spuriousbile:

TRENDING NOW

1. Coleen Nolan
2. Kerry Katona
3. Robert Redford
4. Credit cards
5. Simon Cowell
6. Alexandra Burke
7. Nuke cloud
8. 1.8 microseconds
9. Ebook reader
10. Sofa beds

So, Nolan, Katona, Redford, Cowell and Burke are more intriguing to the public at large than the prospect of nuclear annihilation. God speed that nuke cloud.

Good job Bieber didn’t buy a Taco today or it wouldn’t have registered at all.